Owner of the BFT

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:19:44 GMT

My get up and go done got up and went.

Mon, 04 May 2009 22:41:14 GMT

I guess I'm starting a pink zoo. Pink Elephant from company of same name, and flying pig from MS #mms09

Sat, 02 May 2009 22:06:43 GMT

Neither of us was selected to go onstage in the random drawings but we had fun.

Sat, 02 May 2009 20:22:29 GMT

Well I guess I am trying out for WoF - if they randomly pick me that is. Jen's here too.

Fri, 01 May 2009 16:08:06 GMT

RT @duncanmc Biggest news out of LV this wk has nothing to do w/ #mms09: Danny Gans, legendary performer, has passed away. Details unknown.

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:42:40 GMT

TGIF! #mms09 draws to a close and my wife flies up here. Going to Blue Man Group tonight.

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:21:37 GMT

RT @zarchasmpgmr - Remember this when you feel sick in the next few days: http://ping.fm/SWl1y (warning: language)

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:39:53 GMT

Seen on #mms09 PowerPoint presentation - "Is desktop virtualization a floor wax or dessert topping?"

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:52:28 GMT

RT @NoOnProp8: New Hampshire legislature approves marriage http://ping.fm/67BsX (We're approaching 5 down, 45 to go!)

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 04:03:13 GMT

The Mirage volcano *looks* 20 years old. Gugh.

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:26:54 GMT

Aw man I missed the earthquake! Was on the train and felt nothing.

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:36:20 GMT

MN *STILL* hasn't seated their second Senator?!? What the...

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:06:14 GMT

Not only is there a Woot-Off (http://www.woot.com) going on, but there is a Wine.Woot-Off (http://wine.woot.com) as well. Whoa!

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:34:36 GMT

Chick's Sporting Goods are morphing into Dick's Sporting Goods. There is a joke to be made in there somewhere...

Me want

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:20:29 GMT

Hulu. TiVo. Gimme.

That is all.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:21:19 GMT

I have an ice-scrapper and I'm not afraid to use it!

Writer's Block: Half a Glass

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:41:02 GMT

Do you consider yourself an optimist, a pessimist, or a realist?

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Yes.

800flowers.com is my enemy

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:01:53 GMT

After the completely botched service I have received from 800Flowers.com, I will never order from them again, and suggest you do the same.

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:09:53 GMT

800Flowers has smegged up the order I placed LAST WEEK for Jen's birthday today. Order "lost" & they want me to wait until 5pm to fix it!

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:18:05 GMT

is outside grilling a tequila lime turkey breast. Yeah that's right - grilling. In January.

Forwarding from friend without comment

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:28:42 GMT

Dear World,

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly- installed equipment indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service -- and hopefully even to improving it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.

The USA

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:12:48 GMT

People, this is not a once in a lifetime event. There will be another in 4 years, and 4 years after that, and 4 years...

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:31:38 GMT

Well, I've read Final Crisis 6. Still don't believe it. Pretty interesting to see what they do after this.

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:45:57 GMT

In cafeteria right now and hearing a jazzy Muzak version of the "Get Smart" theme. Very bizzare.

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:02:00 GMT

Initial Win7 thoughts - not too shabby given this is a Beta OS & I have no apps installed. PowerShell 2 native!