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From my Ol' Unkle Carl

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared,

"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed"

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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talonvaki
Sep. 14th, 2005 04:16 pm (UTC)
I like the version I heard better: Substitute "Blonde" for Bush and make it take place in the Oval Office instead of a bus...
zarchasmpgmr
Sep. 15th, 2005 03:57 am (UTC)
Wouldn't that be "Bush" for "Blonde"?

On the other hand, especially after the comment in one of your recent posts, I'd better quit while I'm behind.

Thanksgiving, remember?
hmtriplecrown
Sep. 14th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC)
Unkie Carl rocks. And so does his nephew Carl.
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hmtriplecrown
Sep. 15th, 2005 02:30 am (UTC)
Hardee's-har-har.
zarchasmpgmr
Sep. 15th, 2005 03:54 am (UTC)
You are all going to fail the Quizno.
jumbach
Sep. 15th, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
Hee hee.
zarchasmpgmr
Sep. 15th, 2005 03:57 am (UTC)
Damn good. I need to send that one to my cow-orkers.
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