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Another from my Ol' Unkle Carl

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then Neither am I".

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msmcfeeley
Sep. 16th, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC)
Not sure which is funnier.. your post or your current music :D
zarchasmpgmr
Sep. 16th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
I still think that In 3-D was Al's best album.

I have that, his first album and Fat on CD, though.

The one thing I have against Guinness is that you can use it to strip wax off of floors.

He is right, though - Beck's ist scheiße. Dunkel Beck's, though, is passable.

And of course, Bud is like making love in a canoe.
lambertman
Sep. 16th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
so true. :)
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