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Pure, utter randomness...


  • Uhm... why is it that stuph like this never happens on my train ride to work?

  • This just in -- the Frito Bandito is stealing the fat!

  • Can't we call the ACLU to get this stopped?

  • Goodbye, Strom. Don't let the door hit ya...

  • For those updating your resume, don't let these happen to you.

  • I guess we'll be seeing bootylicious as a M-W Word of the Day sometime soon, according to ABC News.

  • Krispy Kreme good. Dunkin' Donuts bad. And, if you can't decide, take me off your friends list *smirk* and go here.


Okay, off to nuke my lunch.

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jiggery_pokery
Sep. 25th, 2002 02:01 pm (UTC)
Top link seems not to be working, alas. Please tell more.

I'd actually be quite pleased if the Spice Girls were to get back together. That said, I am British and so can get away with that remark. Hee hee!
rialtus
Sep. 25th, 2002 02:23 pm (UTC)
That is odd, since the link is still working fine for me. That said, here is the text of the article:

THREESOME ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX ON TRAIN

A married couple and the husband's brother were arrested after they refused to stop having sex on an early morning train in New York.

The threesome ignored pleas from another passenger and the conductor who repeatedly asked them to stop.

They carried on while the train passed through seven stations on the Long Island Railroad before they were finally arrested by transport police.

The couple, aged 41 and 40, and the husband's brother, aged 40, were returning to their homes in Wantagh after a night partying in the city.

Police say that the woman began engaging in sexual acts with both brothers shortly after the train left Penn Station at 6am.

They continued even after a passenger expressed disgust and complained to a conductor.

"He told them to stop, and they resisted," the officer said. "They just didn't want to stop."

The conductor called police who met the train at Merrick station and arrested all three. They were charged with public lewdness.

Neighbours said the couple have two small children and moved in a few months ago.
jiggery_pokery
Sep. 25th, 2002 03:48 pm (UTC)
Still not working for me. :-/ I actually think it's because I'm browsing from the UK and haven't got the appropriate location-cloaker hidden - it seems to be from a site associated with a local newspaper which isn't my locality. I get a site starting "This is North Scotland", which is very much where I am not.

Shame, because it would have been amusing to think of the acts you mention taking place in a train in North Scotland, not in New York. Perhaps they might have to do it to keep each other warm because it's so cold, or something?

Doesn't explain the threesome nature of it, though...
missingdonut
Sep. 25th, 2002 07:43 pm (UTC)
Correction: It should read:

THREESOME ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO OLD TO HAVE SEX ON TRAIN

I mean, come on. They're 40, 40, and 41. Two of them are siblings. They need to grow up.

As for Strom Thurmond, I thought he died already. [shrug] You learn something new every day.
lambertman
Sep. 25th, 2002 09:29 pm (UTC)
Hey, don't be ageist. Racquel Welch is 61, you know.

Then again, so is Pete Rose.
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