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A young man has hit that age, and decided it was time to be prepared. So he goes into a pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for a box of condoms. "Sure. That will be five dollars for the condoms, and a quarter for tax." The young man went completely pale. "TACKS!?! I thought you rolled them on!"

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drbear
Jan. 8th, 2006 07:51 am (UTC)
ba-da-BING!
jumbach
Jan. 8th, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC)
(rimshot)

BTW, there's no tax on condoms. At least not in Nevada.
hmtriplecrown
Jan. 8th, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC)
Good one. Was that from Uncle Carl?
rialtus
Jan. 8th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
Surprisingly, no, although I should send it to him.
renaissancegeek
Jan. 8th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
OUCH!
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