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Football humor. From Carl. Yeah, I know...

A Cleveland Browns Player reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the Football Player, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.

A preacher is next in line behind the Cleveland Browns Player and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."

The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that Football Player a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a Football Player."

St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the Cleveland Browns played, people prayed."



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Feb. 18th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC)
A. 10-6 this year.

B. Why can't these jokes ever be about the Arizona Cardinals or any of the other teams not named the Browns, the teams which really don't matter? :-P
Feb. 19th, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
Sort of Echoing Mike's Sentiments
My Bengals' year was much worse, 7-9.
Feb. 19th, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)
You mean the mighty Bengals of Cincinnati?

(sorry - it was time for a Sports Night quote)
Feb. 19th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
Because no one knows teams like the Arizona Cardinals, but everyone knows the historical struggles of the Browns.

...and, for what it's worth, I got the joke from a die-hard Browns friend.
Feb. 19th, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
I changed it to Minnesota Vikings when retelling to theamazingk. Still works...
Feb. 19th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
I imagine you could pretty much change it with any major sports team and it'd work. Manchester United football player?
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