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A blast from Easter past


JEREMY: Interesting thing. Did you know that the word 'Easter' never appears in the Bible?
ISAAC: Is that right?
JEREMY: The Bible is absent any mention of a celebration of the resurrection of Christ, save for one verse. Acts 12, Verse 4, and that's only in the King James Bible, where the word 'Passover' was mistranslated as Easter. However, the New King James, The American Standard, and even the New International Version, the word is translated correctly as 'Passover'.
ISAAC: That's a relief.
JEREMY: I did a search on the word 'resurrection'.
ISAAC: Excellent.
JEREMY: Want to hear more?
ISAAC: Not at all.
JEREMY: Can I ask a question?
ISAAC: Sure.
JEREMY: Jesus said, "Behold my hands and my feet, that it is myself: handle me and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have."
ISAAC: What's your question?
JEREMY: This relates to the bunny rabbit how?
ISAAC: {beat} Get out.
JEREMY: No problem.

Comments

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msmcfeeley
Mar. 23rd, 2008 04:35 pm (UTC)
Man, you're old :)
renaissancegeek
Mar. 23rd, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
Hey now, "Sports Night" wasn't on *that* long ago, ... was it?
rialtus
Mar. 23rd, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
The Sports Night bit was added after msmcfeeley commented. But that episode aired about 9 years ago. The M&M's Easter Bunny clip though, which you may not have played, is probably 20 years old now.
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