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Other people's randomness

Was in a boring meeting and decided to hit the random LJ link. From blodulv

Found this:
Fuck you, Q-Tips.
I hate you.
Were it not for my concern with aural hygiene I would never have to deal with you.
Your cottony ends can bite me.
Look at you, sitting up there on your throne of damaged, skeletal cochleas.
You disgust me.
Too numerous for me to destroy, you win by virtue of multiplicity.
Intereo, immunda byssus virgas!
I hate you so.

(The latin means "Die, foul cotton sticks!")


And from another day:
Sandwich of the week-- Peanut butter, honey, and cashews.

Man... I'm bored.