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It's best not to ask about these things.

"I'm sorry I can't kiss you right now. Your boob is trying to take out my contact lens." -- moi, about 1 minute ago to Jen.


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Sep. 27th, 2003 07:08 am (UTC)
I'm not asking. I'm just providing unsolicited advice.

If your new wife has pressed her breast against your face, it is time to leave the computer.

I'm not sayin' nothin', I'm just sayin'...
Sep. 27th, 2003 10:31 am (UTC)
Well, the posting was rather hastily made, and only because I came up for air after laughing so hard and ... I would say you had to be there, but no, you shouldn't be. =)
Sep. 27th, 2003 05:28 pm (UTC)
Yes, at least one of our spouses would object. (Both, I should hope!)
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